No genre stays young forever.
Thursday, December 28, 2017
Wednesday, December 27, 2017
Universal Monstrosities: Studying the Cinematic Universe Outbreak
Be sure to stay for the post-credit stinger.
Monday, December 25, 2017
Happily Never After: 101 Dalmatians 2- Patches London Adventure
Oh my god, I found one that doesn't suck!
Fromage Christmas Special 2017: Christmas Inheritance
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Daredevil season 3 would have been a better gift thank you very much Netflix.
Friday, December 22, 2017
Lightning Round: Winter Wonder Land
Monday, December 18, 2017
"Star Wars: The Last Jedi" review
What does "Star Wars" mean to you?
Wednesday, December 13, 2017
Rogue One: A Superior Star Wars Story (Collaboration with MovieMan Madness)
The Awakening may have been monumental, but was it quite as good as the Rebellion built on hope?
Labels:
2015,
2016,
2017,
Diego Luna,
Disney,
Felicity Jones,
film,
Gareth Edwards,
J.J. Abrams,
Lucasfilms,
Riz Ahmed,
Rogue One,
science fantasy,
Star Wars,
The Force Awakens,
The Last Jedi
Monday, December 11, 2017
Happily Never After: The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2
Your physical appearance doesn’t matter to Disney, only the contents of your wallet.
Friday, December 8, 2017
Fromage Fridays #44: Vanished- Left Behind: The Next Generation
A rapture that's hip for the kiddies..
Labels:
2016,
Amber Frank,
B movies,
Christianity,
Dylan Sprayberry,
faith based,
Fromage Fridays,
Left Behind,
Mason Dye,
Rapture,
religion,
Tim LaHaye,
Tom Everett Scott,
Vanished,
Young Adult
Friday, November 24, 2017
Fromage Fridays #43: The Guardians
The second worst thing that Russia has subjugated the States to in the last year.
Friday, November 17, 2017
"Justice League" review
For better or worse, the initial road map for the “DC Extended Universe” has reached its conclusion.
Monday, November 13, 2017
Happily Never After: Cinderella II: Dreams Come True
And they live happily ever after…until they didn’t…yet somehow still did?
Friday, November 10, 2017
Fromage Fridays #42; Zombeavers
Honestly, I think this poster speaks volumes more than my intros ever could.
Wednesday, November 8, 2017
2017 Blowout Plans: A Crit Hit Update ('Cause one of these hasn't happened in... about a month)
As some of you may recall, last month I posted a loose slate of releases to come for the rest of the year.
While the slate does remain accurate (all of the projects to come in question will arrive before the close of 2017), the roll out on them will be slightly different than initially anticipated.
What does this mean for you the readers? Very little most likely.
While the slate does remain accurate (all of the projects to come in question will arrive before the close of 2017), the roll out on them will be slightly different than initially anticipated.
What does this mean for you the readers? Very little most likely.
Friday, November 3, 2017
"Thor Ragnarok" review
A war of Space Vikings never looked so colorful.
Tuesday, October 31, 2017
Story Cross Contamination: Can a Television Series Run with a Film Simultaneously?
Friday, October 27, 2017
Monday, October 23, 2017
Wednesday, October 18, 2017
Hidden Depths: Building a Better Spider-Man
It wasn't the Spider-Man we were hoping for but was it really that bad?
Labels:
comic book,
film,
Kevin Feige,
Kirsten Dunst,
marvel,
Sam Raimi,
Sony,
Spider-Man,
Spider-Man 3,
Spider-Man: Homecoming,
superhero,
Tobey Maguire,
Tom Holland,
Topher Grace,
underrated,
Venom
Friday, October 13, 2017
"Blade Runner 2049" review
Resisting. Urge. To. Make. Electric. Boogaloo. Joke.
Thursday, October 12, 2017
"My Little Pony: The Movie" review (Featuring Manny Ramirez of MovieMan Madness)
(I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, WANTED TO LOVE THIS MOVIE!)
Labels:
2017,
animated film,
animation,
children,
collaboration,
Emily Blunt,
family film,
Friendship is Magic,
Hasbro,
Movieman Madness,
My Little Pony,
Sia,
Taye Diggs,
toys
Wednesday, October 4, 2017
That Time of Year Once More: Another Crit Hit Update
Because the quarter doesn’t slip by without a state of my
very small nation here on Crit Hit. It’s been a crazy ride since the end of the
summer but I couldn’t be more equally terrified and excited for the things that
I’m working on next so here’s a brief preview on what’s to come; some
predictable and long coming, some surprises, and one major announcement that I’d
be lying if I told you I hadn’t vomited in anxiety over. But it’s exciting
anxiety so that makes it okay! Right?
Friday, September 29, 2017
Happily Never After: Lady and the Tramp 2- Scamp's Adventure
Maybe he'll be more content with house life if they get him fixed.
Friday, September 22, 2017
"Kingsman: The Golden Circle" review
Wednesday, September 20, 2017
Lightning Round: When Seasons Roll on By
Such an oddly coincidental theme of parenting gone wrong.
Monday, September 18, 2017
Best of 2017 (thus far): A 2017 Progress Report (Part 2)
Den of Geek.com |
Friday, September 15, 2017
Days of Summer Past: A 2017 Progress Report (Part 1)
IGN.com |
10 years ago, the theater experience was one of the things
that I looked forward to the absolute most out of summer vacation. Today, all
I’ve learned is that eventually, we all truly do have to grow up.
Friday, September 8, 2017
"It" review
I promise that jokes about "The Dark Tower" sucking will be kept to an absolute minimum.
Friday, September 1, 2017
Sunday, August 27, 2017
Happily Never After: The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea
Far from better down where it’s wetter.
Friday, August 25, 2017
"Death Note" review
It’s schlocky, trashy, and unapologetically B-Movie in
nature and presentation. I love it.
Sunday, August 20, 2017
Thursday, August 17, 2017
TV's Grittiest Heroes: Recapping the Impact of the MCU on Netflix (Power Man and Iron Fist)
Attracting opposites in more ways than one.
Wednesday, August 16, 2017
TV's Grittiest Heroes: Recapping the Impact of the MCU on Netflix (Alias and The Man Without Fear)
While the films of the MCU have been reaping the benefits of a well fleshed out mythos and the interconnectivity of several self sustaining mythologies to regularly solid quality standards and financial success, the television shows never really came into their own until Netflix got involved with the franchise in 2015.
The ABC Network productions have been fairly rocky and time will tell if “Cloak and Dagger” can carve out a new niche in the Marvel Audience on the teen-centric Freeform Network but this weekend, the groundwork begun by the first season of “Daredevil” comes to fruition.
Since I’ve had the misfortune of being unable to cover the previous entries in a timely fashion, now would probably be as good a time as any to run down where I stand on them up to this point, if for no other purposes than to make the leg work of reviewing an entire season of a show culminating the events of 4 distinctly separate shows a tad bit clearer by providing context for my own entry.
These aren’t exactly detailed or deep, just a recap for the records of how I’ve felt about Marvel’s more successful foray into live action television.
Labels:
2015,
2017,
Charlie Cox,
comic book,
courtroom drama,
crime,
Daredevil,
Jessica Jones,
Krysten Ritter,
Marvel Cinematic Universe,
Netflix,
noir,
superhero,
television
Friday, August 11, 2017
Friday, August 4, 2017
Wednesday, August 2, 2017
Monday, July 31, 2017
Happily Never After: The Lion King II- Simba's Pride
Strap yourselves in boys and girls, this is gonna be a long one.
Labels:
1993,
animated film,
direct to video,
Disney,
Disney Animated Cannon,
Disney Renaissance,
film,
Nala,
Scar,
sequels,
Simba,
Simba's Pride,
The Emoji Movie,
The Lion King
Friday, July 28, 2017
Monday, July 24, 2017
Friday, July 21, 2017
"Valerian" review
High octane insanity never looked so cool yet felt so mundane.
Labels:
2017,
Action,
adaptations,
blockbuster,
Cara Delevingne,
comic book,
Dane DeHaan,
film,
Luc Besson,
Rihanna,
science fiction,
space opera,
The City of a Thousand Planets,
Valerian
Friday, July 14, 2017
"War for the Planet of the Apes" review
More Humanity in these Apes then the blockbusters starring actual humans this year.
Labels:
2017,
Andy Serkis,
blockbuster,
Caesar,
film,
Matt Reeves,
Planet of the Apes,
science fiction,
sequel,
summer,
trilogy,
War for the Planet of the Apes,
Woody Harrelson
Friday, July 7, 2017
"Spider-Man: Homecoming" review
Spider-Man. The teenage years. Again.
Labels:
2017,
blockbuster,
Captain America,
Civil War,
comic book,
film,
Homecoming,
Jon Watts,
Marvel Cinematic Universe,
Michael Keaton,
Peter Parker,
reboot,
Sony,
Spider-Man,
summer,
superhero,
Teen,
Tom Holland
Friday, June 30, 2017
Lightning Round: Midsummer Night's Blockbuster
2 months down, a month and a half to go.
Labels:
2017,
Action,
Adventure,
Ansel Elgort,
Baby Driver,
blockbuster,
Bong Joon-ho,
coming of age,
crime,
Edgar Wright,
film,
Lightning Round,
Netflix,
Okja,
Sci-fi,
summer
Friday, June 16, 2017
Fromage Fridays #41: DragonHeart 4: Battle for the Hearthfire
The 4 isn't in the title. I just felt the need to remind ourselves that there are now 4 of these things for some reason.
Friday, June 9, 2017
"The Mummy" review
The Dark Universe succeeds in engendering perverse fascination.
Friday, June 2, 2017
Monday, May 29, 2017
Lightning Round: The Who Gives a Shit Edition
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