Fromage Fridays #7: BloodRayne: The Third Reich

Truly, nothing says horror, like Uwe Boll.

Sweets and Horror: Sharing Personal Halloween Classics

Oh sweet Halloween, the purest holiday of them all. No pretense of sharing love or appreciation through excessive commerce and gluttony, no vague societal push of political agenda or environmentalism, just sweets and horror.

Fromage Fridays #6: Dance Fu

A sad, sad disappointment for 90’s kids everywhere.

Powerless and Irresponsible: How “The Amazing Spider-Man” Fails the Superhero Genre Part 4 (Finale)(Spider-Man himself)

In the pursuit of the almighty dollar, Sony executives have directly involved themselves within the creative process of filmmaking and managed to succeed in turning their golden goose into a perfectly focus tested money grubbing machine so blatant in its regard for the contents of audience wallets that it has ironically repelled the very people that they have tried so desperately to attract.

Fromage Fridays #5: Red: Werewolf Hunter

The first bad sign was attempting to capitalize on a movie that sucked to begin with.

Powerless and Irresponsible: How “The Amazing Spider-Man” Fails the Superhero Genre Part 3 (Finishing Stories)

One Film at a Time Guy

Powerless and Irresponsible: How “The Amazing Spider-Man” Fails the Superhero Genre Part 2 (Villains)

Villains Make the Hero

Fromage Fridays #4: Tekken

From “Mortal Kombat” to “Dead or Alive” to “Street Fighter,” the unfortunate reality is that to date, the only thing that the watchable video game movies have in common is that they’re so bad, they’re spectacularly entertaining.

The Flash: Best Superhero TV Show Ever?

Yeah, It kind of is.

Powerless and Irresponsible: How “The Amazing Spider-Man” Fails the Superhero Genre Part 1

Ten years ago, the name “Spider-Man” was synonymous with trailblazing in the superhero genre. Today, it’s barely even respectable enough to bring up in the same sentence as the numerous successes in the genre that it helped to pave the way for.

Fromage Fridays #3: Quarantine 2: Terminal

“Quarantine 2: Terminal” is one of the best films that my pursuit of B-Movies has ever drawn me to.

Epic Bullshit: Why Sound and Fury Does Not Equal Epic

2 Hours and 45 minutes. Why?