Friday, August 31, 2018

Happily Never After: Escaping the Small World (Part 2)


I’d call the bizarre whiplash of badness to the other end of the spectrum something of a monkey’s paw with regards to the desire to escape the lacking passion in the previous batch of 3 but frankly, I take comfort in these two movie at least having something worth discussing.

Monday, August 20, 2018

"The Little Mermaid (2018)" review


Y'know guys, beating Disney to the punch of their own inevitable remake isn't an accomplishment to brag about in and of itself.

Friday, August 17, 2018

"The Meg" review



As if it weren’t obvious enough that the Summer is winding down, the cockney accented king of action trash graces theaters with his presence to milk the dying seasonal atmosphere by taking his street fighting smarts to the ocean to fight a prehistoric shark monster.

Monday, August 13, 2018

"Crazy Rich Asians" review


After sitting through "The Meg," it's nice to see a film with Asian appeal that doesn't pause everything to advertise to global Chinese audience bubble.