Crapshoot 2016: Twisted Senses of Humor

No laughter to even be found in the sound of arrogant careers circling the drain.

Crapshoot 2016: Haunted Blumhouse of Horrors

As if catching shrapnel from the cluster bombs "Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension" and "Jem and the Holograms" wasn’t enough to make me despise the subpar film slate of 2015, film industry financial wizard Jason Blum, who has managed to con audiences nationwide out of nearly a billion dollars for 7 years at the cost of what it takes to make a single mediocre star studded rom-com, returns to double tap my sense of peace and patience this week with a double trouble reminder that his laziness didn’t just lie towards the back end of the year but was seeded throughout in preceding seasons.

Crapshoot 2016: Poisonous Chemistry

Love Hurts takes on a disturbing new reality.