Every once in a while, the film industry will
produce duds for which there simply seems to be no rational explanation.
An artist makes a critical misstep at a key juncture,
resource management was fatally mishandled, everything that could have possibly
gone wrong from budgeting to shooting to post production did, etc.
Whatever the reason, sometimes the final result of a movie
manages to leave some sort of lasting impression that goes far beyond any
notion of it actually being good and leaves the viewer aghast, asking
themselves but a single question with little to no answer in sight: Why?
These are those movies of 2017.
I’m going to do this film a massive failure and not judge it on the merits of its own premise’s stupidity. Tearing apart the concept of a “James Bond” villain’s world conquest plan as the premise of an entire movie is not only far too easy and exceedingly redundant given the nature of these sort of disaster films as excuses to revel in levels of unrealistic carnage but would also be an inefficient approach in communicating exactly what makes “Geostorm” such a terrible movie.
Perhaps, then, I should look at the hellish production to
establish a sense of exactly where this movie fails?
First time director Dean Devlin, known as the long time
cinematographer for disaster artist (in more ways than one) Roland Emmerich,
tried his hand at an over $100 million production that screen tested so poorly
with audiences, the film was reshot and reedited over the course of 3½ years just
to be made “presentable.” That level of basic ineptitude in the craft resulting
in a story boiled down to Gerard Butler being a scientist (you have no idea how
difficult those words were to type out) who has to stop a conspiracy by
punching and shooting things on a space station after CGI happens, may be
enticing to gawk at but it still doesn’t quite encompass how much of a waste “Geostorm’s”
existence is.
The sloppy dialogue and borderline non-performances from a
cast of actors with impressive careers under their belts doesn’t quite nail
what went wrong either.
“Geostorm’s” fatal error stems from its very reason for
existing. The antiquated position of disaster movies as an excuse to generate
impressive special effects the likes of which are rarely seen has more or less
gone the way of the dodo once CGI and technological innovations have granted
filmmakers the ability to easily integrate spectacle with the impact and
techniques of actual storytelling.
Theater goers don’t have to choose between impressive
effects and worthwhile storytelling with compelling character building; they
can choose between a plethora of options that can strike memorable balances between
all three. If a blockbuster is going to rely on CGI spectacle, it needs to be a
truly creative wonder to behold and “Geostorm” doesn’t even come close.
For a film aiming to pride itself on its budget, not only
are the disaster sequences underwhelming in their over the top usage of visual
short hand, but they’re barely even used as set pieces as the major characters
aren’t directly involved in more than a single one of them toward the tail end
of the movie and there aren’t even many of them to begin with.
Not all movies are required to be ground breaking, thought
provoking, or bar raising to justify their existence. They do however need to
try to execute the core of their thesis to a level of competence that can
justify entertainment.
“Geostorm” has no ambition but can’t even be bothered to
properly do the one thing expected of it with some level of enthusiasm. It is a
movie that has nothing to offer anybody.
Speaking of failures to live up to potential, “Monster Trucks” manages to turn a glorified 80s/90s style toy commercial into a $100+ million loss before it even saw release.
To be fair, some level of financial failure is probably
destined whenever you’re a studio head that pushes through the development of
an idea you pre-school aged son had into a big budget feature film. That’s also
the sort splendorous stupidity that makes your ungraceful exit from the studio
President position all the less sympathetic.
Having said that though, as easy as it is to make fun of, it’s
worth noting that once again, “Monster Trucks” is not an inherent failure based
on its concept alone.
A smarter studio executive or more talented director would
have been smart enough to recognize a potential reconstructive parody of the
sort of post Regan-era economic deregulation toyetic merchandise driven
narrative that dominated children’s entertainment of the 80s and 90s that could
have thrived in a modern nostalgia obsessed culture.
Unfortunately, what we get, courtesy of the good folks at
Paramount and Nickelodeon studios is something far less imaginative; a boy and
his creature story so generic and unremarkable it feels like principle
photography cobbled together over the course of a weekend to construct the bare
minimum of a loose narrative surrounding what was intended to be a joke
trailer.
Of course, the “boy” aspect of the trope becomes fairly
problematic when your casting choice is a man.
I have absolutely nothing against Lucas Till. Quite the
opposite actually, I think he’s a decent character actor with leading man
potential under the right director and circumstances. He’s also in his late 30s
and in a world that rejected a passable 27 year old Andrew Garfield as a high
school aged Spider-Man, there’s probably a casting director at Paramount that
needs to pack his bags and catch the same bus the President of the studio rode
out on.
Oh boy, where to begin?
“The Book of Henry” has quickly gained an infamous
reputation for derailing the once promising career of “Jurassic World” director
Colin Trevorrow.
Ignoring the stupidity of such a hyperbolic notion over his
career being sunk over a low budget glorified independent movie that he neither
wrote nor produced, sitting through the final product has left me scratching my
head for more reasons than one.
Following the titular boy genius played by Jaeden Lieberher
from “It,” the film has been vilified and gawked at for having a series of
tonal whiplashes, dedicating a first half to the whimsical and quirky nature of
Henrey’s life with his well meaning but irresponsible mother played by Naomi
Watts and his offbeat relationship to his school friends and younger brother,
before shifting gears to a shocking second act twist that sees his sudden
death, leading into a twisted third act in which his mother must be the adult
that she should have been in his life by figuring out how to save their
neighbor from her ambiguously abusive relationship with her step-father (ambiguous
as to the nature of the abuse, not the fact that it is very much happening).
While Trevorrow’s biggest flaw as a director continues to be
an assertion of confidence within the execution of the genre tropes that he demonstrates
a fascination of playing with, I feel as though much of “The Book of Henry’s”
criticism has been taken a bit too far out of context.
Does the subject matter, turns of the plot, and direction
features a lot of inconsistency in tone and audience appropriateness. Of course
it does; the PG-13 rating denotes something that is clearly not the family
feature that its first half attempts to sell in a Trojan horse manner, while
the twists are framed as a very obvious and very deliberate slap back to
reality and the introspective revelation that treating the precocious Henry
like a young adult due to his superior intellect rather than remembering that
he was still a child may have seemed cute but was ultimately very dangerous.
The film is an intense and unapologetic deconstruction of
the gifted child trope and the whimsy often associated with it. While the
nature of that tropes stories and audience along with the polarizing
atmospheres of the story that unfolds puts it in an awkward position of lacking
a true audience beyond fans of storytelling for storytelling’s sake, its
nontraditional filmmaking choices are not done without reason and its boldness
should be commended.
If nothing else, it also shouldn’t overshadow the
craftsmanship put into territories such as the excellent performance. Lieberher
shows a lot of promise as a young actor and Jacob Trembly continues to show a
level of potential unseen in anybody as young as he is, while Watts continues
to prove herself worthy of more roles than she seems to receive these days and
never would I have believed Sarah Silverman could be so effectively utilized
dramatically.
“The Book of Henry” is not without a great many problems
given the nature of its assembly. Between straddling a line to not utilize child
abuse as manipulatively exploitative and a series of 3rd act
stumbles that badly diminish the movie’s endgame, it stands with movies like
Darren Aronofsky’s “mother!” in that it’s bold enough to be worth watching but difficult
to recommend widely.
As baffling as its conception and execution can be however,
I don’t find it to be worthy of the intensity of its negative reception.
With that said and done, it’s time to wind Crapshoot 2018
down with a round up of the winners of losers from 2017.
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