Friday, March 1, 2019

The Last Crapshoot: The Dish Best Served Cold


Not quite a dish worth serving unfortunately.



Based on the 1972 novel and its loose but influentially popular 1974 film adaptations starring Charles Bronson, “Death Wish (2018)” has been touted as something of a victim of the modern political climate given the nature of its predecessor’s celebration of armed vigilantism indicative of the cultural background of the decade that birthed it, more specifically the high crime rates and opaque nature of police conduct in a non-digital age.

One could argue the dangers of stoking such paranoia in today’s climate with the tale of a man who only attains solace regarding the wrongs done to him by taking the law into his own hands through his right to bear arms but to focus the problems of “Death Wish (2019)” squarely into the zone of the political would do a disservice to the rational sides of debate that could be brought to its issues of gun ownership and vigilantism in the internet age, while failing to address the more debilitating problem of the film just feeling lifeless.

Directed by Eli Roth, this movie sees Bruce Willis step into the shoes of Paul Kersey, imagined this time as a surgeon who seeks revenge for the death of his wife and the assault of his daughter in a home invasion burglary gone awry.

Whether the selection of the project was the result of studio decision making or a personal pursuit on Roth’s part is not something that I can get firm confirmation of but his sensibilities do undeniably synchronize well with the franchise in question.

The man’s films (including Hostel, The Green Inferno, Knock Knock) may not quite be everybody’s cup of tea regarding subject matter but the man is undeniably a skilled craftsman of productions centered on atmosphere, explicit content, and the exploration of the seedy, baser, and more disgusting aspects of human nature conveyed through strong character driven performances.

Add in his imagination and lack of shyness regarding gore as a consequence of violence and excess and the film should have been a match made in heaven.

To the credit of “Death Wish (2018),” the film isn’t quite terrible. It’s far from good but it has a solid functional foundation usually indicative of an artist that usually knows how to craft at least a decent film, while moving along at a decent pace.

Unfortunately, it can’t escape the realm of boredom because the film is painfully lifeless.

Whether it wanted to go the Bronson route of glorifying the path of the vigilante or reject such notions and the institutions that drive people to it ala the narrative of deconstruction that the original novel was intended to be, either extreme would have been preferable to this product, which is so bland and paint by numbers that it almost could have been assembled by a novice second unit director following textbook instructions.

Bruce Willis phones in yet another dead performance as is to be expected and the only one that seems to be actively trying is poor Vincent D’onofrio as his Kersey’s brother, who’s so much better than everybody he’s surrounded by, he almost feels like he’s in another movie entirely.

The action lacks any real sense of style or notable brutality as the movie shambles from set piece to set piece before reaching a conclusion that feels surprisingly abrupt and lacking in its ability to thematically tie together any of the preceding film with any sort of cohesion.

Nuggets of good ideas pop up every once in a while, such as the over the top satire of the gun store that supplies Paul inadvertently pointing out the absurd lunacy of second amendment loopholes granting anybody potential gun ownership with no scrutiny towards qualifications or a glorious 3 minute long torture sequence in which Paul utilizes his medical knowledge to interrogate one of his daughter’s assailants before leaving him to a grizzly fate but these instances are just too few and far between.

From the mundane shootouts to creative bankruptcy of trying to give Paul a vigilante persona in the vein of a superhero, nothing in “Death Wish (2019)” works particularly memorably but it at least never dips below being harmlessly forgettable.

Far more credit than I can give its far less flattering knockoff.




Despite the problematic lack of ambition on display by “Death Wish,” the movie does at lest function on a basic level, which is far more than can be said for “Peppermint.” Anything that could have gone wrong with “Death Wish” more or less does go wrong here and then some.

Jennifer Garner’s family gets killed by the Cartel and after she gets screwed over by corruption in the legal system she goes on a trail of rampage to seek revenge for the lack of justice she suffers.

Some of you may think that watching a middle age housewife transform into a brutal and calculating killing machine is a transformation that requires a strong mix of effort and subtlety to believe onscreen. Not only would you be absolutely right, but the movie seems to be wholly aware of its own ineptitude as it forgoes the transformation, arguably one of the best parts of these types of movies, in favor of a nonsensical time skip drains the movie of what little character it already had.

Coupled with the absolute lack of subtlety in portraying the cartel as the most borderline hilariously offensive and stereotypical Hispanic gangbangers I’ve seen brought to screen in a wide released theatrical feature in quite some time and an oddly out of place focus on the trials of suburban motherhood which makes the whole thing come across as a bad script written by a teenage intern attempting to submit a pitch for a Lifetime channel original movie, and “Peppermint” begins to morph into this oddly homogenous and sensational action flick less interested in telling a story and more in getting the right reactions from a non-discerning audience to simulate a compelling feature.

Garner and John Ortiz as the police officer investigating her bring their A-games but can’t overcome the crap material and despite having some admittedly stylish action set pieces crop up here and there, there’s no getting around “Peppermint” being simultaneously outlandish and boring at best and mildly offensive at worst.

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