Thursday, July 9, 2015

"Terminator: Genisys" review


He’s back, whether he’s wanted or not.




With the war against the machines coming to a close, the loop begun in James Cameron’s 1984 film has been completed and human resistance soldier Kyle Reese (Jai Courtney) is sent back in time by humanity’s savior John Connor (Jason Clarke) to protect his mother Sarah Connor (Emilia Clarke).

What he ultimately finds upon his arrival however, defies his expectations; a battle hardened Sarah raised by an aged Terminator unit (Arnold Schwarzenegger). Together the group find themselves in a battle against Skynet to prevent the apocalypse once and for all.

The number 21 is central to a lot of factors in this film. It’s the number of years since the original film, the number of years separating the film’s “modern” events from “Terminator 2” and the number of minutes that the movie holds together before it just completely falls apart.

The attention to detail put into the apocalyptic future and even the initial scenes of traveling back to the year 1981 are easily the highlight of the film. Briskly paced with stupendous production design, the film is ironically at its best when its retreading the exact same beats as the original films.

Once the actual plot of the film kicks off, so do all of the problems en masse, not the least of which is the casting of the film.

Sarah Connor and Kyle Reese’s infamous brief and tragic romance is stripped of all meaning before the hackneyed writing of the film can even be analyzed thanks to the total inability of the film’s leads to stir any emotion out of me beyond cringe resulting irritation. Courtney’s inability to portray emotion beyond “action film intensity” sabotages nearly every moment of tenderness his character is granted and Emilia Clarke, despite apparently being the same character portrayed by Linda Hamilton 21 years ago, looks and acts more like a modern day high school senior than a fully grown and capable adult woman.

She wouldn’t be believable in her role if it were meant to be the innocent waitressing civilian Sarah Connor from the original film which makes every effort to sell her as a hyper competent world wearied badass downright laughable.

With the actors fighting their own handicaps, their chemistry with one another becomes nonexistent, leaving the film to be carried by the talent of its other stars, such as Clarke, Matt Smith, JK Simmons, and of course, Schwarzenegger himself, who finally looks natural onscreen rather than the overreaching attempts at taking back his career that he has made in the last 2 or 3 years. While they all perform excellently with the material provided, they unfortunately remain too out of focus to cover up the problems with the film on a conceptual level.

The other half of that level’s equation being that this script plays out like a piece of a teenager’s half baked second rate drivel of a “Terminator” fanfiction.

Paramount would probably like you to believe that any plot holes present in the film will be dealt with and properly explained away by the sequels in their intended “trilogy.” I’m not buying that because ignoring the holes in this script that aren’t addressed as points of the story, quite frankly, there’s just no justification that can exist to vindicate such a needlessly convoluted setup to a film this flimsy on any sort of meat.


The highest praise that I can possibly give “Terminator Genisys” is that it might be passable as a dumb action flick but against stiff competition this season alone like “Age of Ultron” and “Jurassic World” and even better blockbusters that have executed the premise more strongly like “X-Men: Days of Future Past,” this film’s only purpose for existing would seem to be proving how much of a zombie of a franchise “Terminator” has become.

4 overplayed James Cameron references out of 10

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