I'm starting to sense a discouraging pattern regarding wolf movies.
Lazy, drunken, irresponsible and non-charismatic police detective
Lou Garou is a werewolf. Get it? Get it? Because his name is Lou Garou? Are you
laughing?
Hope you get a kick out of that fact because it’s about the
only trick this lazy old dog knows.
Similarly to “Rubber,” which I took a look at several months
ago, “WolfCop” essentially believes that the absurdity of its premise is enough
to carry it out to feature length, thus putting little effort into anything
else.
Watching this film’s squandering of its own imaginative potential
through its lack of writing and underacting only brought to mind b-movie
classic, “The Toxic Avenger,” which was another pseudo-superhero crime b-movie.
The difference between “WolfCop” and “The Toxic Avenger?” “The
Toxic Avenger” actually had energy. “The Toxic Avenger” utilized a funky 80s
sound track and over the top performances to drive its cartoonish dialogue forward, along with writing actual jokes with
set ups and punch lines, however dark they may have been. “WolfCop” does none
of these things.
I won’t claim to have
seen Leo Fafard act before but if this film is any indication of what he’s
capable of, I hope to never see him again. I get that his character is supposed
to be a cynical drunk but his lack of screen presence or memorable dialogue
prevents him from creating any sort of character period, much less a memorable
one to root for. The guy’s bodily fluids give a better performance than he
does, as the movie is disturbingly apt to remind its audience every 10 minutes
with a scene of him spitting, vomiting, or pissing graphically.
Unfortunately, the alternative is no better.
Failing as a comedy, the film could have taken the
grindhouse route and created a cop movie so over the top with a straight face
that you can’t help but laugh at how ludicrous it is, yet it even fails at that
because the half-assed comedy undercuts any equally half-assed efforts to be
dramatic or atmospheric in support of its element of horror.
What you’re ultimately left with is a cop movie without a
fascinating mystery, a horror movie with no atmosphere and a comedy that isn’t
funny. It even commits the ultimate sin of werewolf cinema by having an
underwhelming transformation sequence. I can forgive the low budget appearance
of the titular character in question but if you were going to even bother
showing the transformation, I’d expect something more imaginative today than a
lazy cross between “The Howling” and “Trick r’ Treat.”
“WolfCop” is quite possibly one of the most disappointing films
that I have ever come across. So much potential goes to waste in order to
disrespect the very type of movie that it’s attempting to capitalize on and the
only emotion overriding my disappointment in the film’s quality is the
irritation that they had the gall to advertise a “WolfCop 2” in the credits.
There is a grand total of perhaps 15 minutes in the second
half in which the film actualizes on the potential of its concept and they just
aren't worth sitting through the rest of the film for. Save your time and just
watch the highlights in the trailer.
No Shatners
Bottom Line: The only thing saving "WolfCop" from Crit. Hit's second Nega Shat is mercifully short length and its squandering of its own premise rather than destroying a legacy like last week's film.
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