No laughter to even be found in the sound of arrogant careers circling the drain.
Friday, April 22, 2016
Crapshoot 2016: Twisted Senses of Humor
No laughter to even be found in the sound of arrogant careers circling the drain.
Thursday, April 14, 2016
Crapshoot 2016: Haunted Blumhouse of Horrors
As if catching shrapnel from the cluster bombs "Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension" and "Jem and the Holograms" wasn’t enough to make me despise the subpar film slate of 2015, film industry financial wizard Jason Blum, who has managed to con audiences nationwide out of nearly a billion dollars for 7 years at the cost of what it takes to make a single mediocre star studded rom-com, returns to double tap my sense of peace and patience this week with a double trouble reminder that his laziness didn’t just lie towards the back end of the year but was seeded throughout in preceding seasons.
Thursday, April 7, 2016
Friday, March 25, 2016
"Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice" review
With a shakey origin and several expensive productions riding on it, can DC find their film footing and take the ball out of Marvel's court on the front of Superhero cinema?
Tuesday, March 22, 2016
Monday, March 7, 2016
Crapshoot 2016: Won't Somebody Think of the Children
Its a perfect illustration of film industry ambition at both extremes with more or less the same result.
Thursday, March 3, 2016
Crapshoot going through troubleshoot
As you might have guessed by now, I'm not particularly fond of having to post these technical updates. Still I'd rather this than leave an audience hanging for too long.
As you can tell, Crit Hit has been a tad radio silent. Lots of unanticipated business has been going on, both personal and work related, which isn't even accounting for the difficulties I've come across in even trying to secure some of the films to be featured (evidently 6 months is all it takes to be forgotten by rental distributors if your gross is a record breaking low).
That said, Part One of Five for Craphsoot has been completed... last week before an error forced me to rewrite the whole thing from scratch.
The process has been long and arduous but is near completion and due for release this Monday (March 7), with the rest to be on a more regular schedule through the month. In the meantime I apologize to you all. I take no pride in tardiness for posts and am embittered at outside frustrations bleeding over into something that I take passion in. However I am taking as many steps as possible to recover ground on what I've been missing.
Crapshoot 2016 is coming this March, come hell or high water.
As you can tell, Crit Hit has been a tad radio silent. Lots of unanticipated business has been going on, both personal and work related, which isn't even accounting for the difficulties I've come across in even trying to secure some of the films to be featured (evidently 6 months is all it takes to be forgotten by rental distributors if your gross is a record breaking low).
That said, Part One of Five for Craphsoot has been completed... last week before an error forced me to rewrite the whole thing from scratch.
The process has been long and arduous but is near completion and due for release this Monday (March 7), with the rest to be on a more regular schedule through the month. In the meantime I apologize to you all. I take no pride in tardiness for posts and am embittered at outside frustrations bleeding over into something that I take passion in. However I am taking as many steps as possible to recover ground on what I've been missing.
Crapshoot 2016 is coming this March, come hell or high water.
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