Lightning Round: Autumn Lands

Seasons are changing. Hopefully the film quality does with it.

Crapshoot 2016: Haunted Blumhouse of Horrors

As if catching shrapnel from the cluster bombs "Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension" and "Jem and the Holograms" wasn’t enough to make me despise the subpar film slate of 2015, film industry financial wizard Jason Blum, who has managed to con audiences nationwide out of nearly a billion dollars for 7 years at the cost of what it takes to make a single mediocre star studded rom-com, returns to double tap my sense of peace and patience this week with a double trouble reminder that his laziness didn’t just lie towards the back end of the year but was seeded throughout in preceding seasons.