Y'know guys, beating Disney to the punch of their own inevitable remake isn't an accomplishment to brag about in and of itself.
Showing posts with label children. Show all posts
Showing posts with label children. Show all posts
Monday, August 20, 2018
"The Little Mermaid (2018)" review
Y'know guys, beating Disney to the punch of their own inevitable remake isn't an accomplishment to brag about in and of itself.
Friday, June 22, 2018
"Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom" review
Hey, Jurassic Park! MAKE UP YOUR GOD DAMN MIND!!!
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2018,
Action,
blockbuster,
Bryce Howard,
children,
Chris Pratt,
Colin Trevorrow,
Dinosaurs,
Fallen Kingdom,
film,
horror,
J. A. Bayona,
Jurassic Park,
Jurassic World,
Michael Chrichton,
science fiction,
sequel,
summer
Thursday, October 12, 2017
"My Little Pony: The Movie" review (Featuring Manny Ramirez of MovieMan Madness)

(I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, WANTED TO LOVE THIS MOVIE!)
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2017,
animated film,
animation,
children,
collaboration,
Emily Blunt,
family film,
Friendship is Magic,
Hasbro,
Movieman Madness,
My Little Pony,
Sia,
Taye Diggs,
toys
Wednesday, September 14, 2016
Boys and their Monsters: Lesser Known Monster Movies about Childhood
Summer of 2016 was full of cinematic disappointments. Some of them managed to be decent films despite that, most of them have furthered the decay of the Summer movie season as a time to bust out studio big guns into a hollow bloated overly commercial annoyance lacking in genuine awe but personally, one of those disappointments have stood out to me in the weirdest of ways.
Friday, June 3, 2016
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows" review
Thirty years may have passed but nothing’s changed with these turtles.
Labels:
2016,
blockbuster,
children,
comic book,
Dave Green,
film,
Megan Fox,
Michael Bay,
Out of the Shadows,
sequel,
Stephen Amell,
summer,
superhero,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
Will Arnett
Monday, March 7, 2016
Crapshoot 2016: Won't Somebody Think of the Children
Its a perfect illustration of film industry ambition at both extremes with more or less the same result.
Friday, January 22, 2016
Friday, January 1, 2016
Fromage Fridays Post Holiday (Non)Extravaganza: The Christmas Dragon
Enjoy your post-Christmas present.
Sunday, December 21, 2014
Preserving the Power: 5 Power Rangers seasons superior to Mighty Morphin' (Finale)
3. Jungle Fury
While Disney’s inconsistent tenure under the franchise failed to produce the best season of the series, it did provide what may be the most underrated.
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2002,
2008,
2009,
Bruce Kalish,
children,
Disney,
Eddie Guzelian,
Entertainment,
franchise,
Judd Lynn,
Jungle Fury,
Power Rangers,
RPM,
Saban,
television,
Time Force,
tokusatsu
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