"Sonic the Hedgehog" review

Yay, Hollywood unscrewed what they screwed up to begin with... and left everything else untouched.

Lightning Round: Legacy and Complications

One of these is still standing better than they ever did. Hint: It's not the "X-Men" movie.

"What Men Want" review

I'm gonna be frank; I really don't know how I managed to get 400 words out of this one.

"Bumblebee" review

"Transformers" finally achieves cinematic dignity after a decade and the removal of the self indulgent cynic handling the property.

Cinematic Monstrosities: Stop Letting the Snake Eat Its Own Tail (Finale)

It's time to stop making commercials for commercials.

Universal Monstrosities: Bayformers

So much less than meets the eye.

Crapshoot 2018: Where Things Get Weird (Finale Part 1)

Every once in a while, the film industry will produce duds for which there simply seems to be no rational explanation.

Crapshoot 2017: All My Friends are Heathens

Forgive them audiences, for they know not what they do.

"Star Trek Beyond" review

Going boldly or limping stagnantly into which territory?