Fromage Christmas Special 2017: Christmas Inheritance

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Daredevil season 3 would have been a better gift thank you very much Netflix.

Friday, December 22, 2017

Monday, December 18, 2017

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Rogue One: A Superior Star Wars Story (Collaboration with MovieMan Madness)



The Awakening may have been monumental, but was it quite as good as the Rebellion built on hope?

Monday, December 11, 2017

Happily Never After: The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2


Your physical appearance doesn’t matter to Disney, only the contents of your wallet.

Friday, November 24, 2017

Fromage Fridays #43: The Guardians


The second worst thing that Russia has subjugated the States to in the last year.

Friday, November 17, 2017

"Justice League" review


For better or worse, the initial road map for the “DC Extended Universe” has reached its conclusion.

Monday, November 13, 2017

Happily Never After: Cinderella II: Dreams Come True


And they live happily ever after…until they didn’t…yet somehow still did?

Friday, November 10, 2017

Fromage Fridays #42; Zombeavers


Honestly, I think this poster speaks volumes more than my intros ever could.

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

2017 Blowout Plans: A Crit Hit Update ('Cause one of these hasn't happened in... about a month)

As some of you may recall, last month I posted a loose slate of releases to come for the rest of the year.

While the slate does remain accurate (all of the projects to come in question will arrive before the close of 2017), the roll out on them will be slightly different than initially anticipated.

What does this mean for you the readers? Very little most likely.

Friday, November 3, 2017

"Thor Ragnarok" review


A war of Space Vikings never looked so colorful.

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Story Cross Contamination: Can a Television Series Run with a Film Simultaneously?


Is it okay to pay $10 to watch big something you were already watching on the small screen.

Friday, October 27, 2017

Monday, October 23, 2017

Lightning Round: Theater Halls of Horror


Because nothing says horror like murder, PureFlix, and of course, Sony.

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Hidden Depths: Building a Better Spider-Man



It wasn't the Spider-Man we were hoping for but was it really that bad?

Friday, October 13, 2017

"Blade Runner 2049" review


Resisting. Urge. To. Make. Electric. Boogaloo. Joke.

Thursday, October 12, 2017

"My Little Pony: The Movie" review (Featuring Manny Ramirez of MovieMan Madness)


(I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, WANTED TO LOVE THIS MOVIE!)

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

That Time of Year Once More: Another Crit Hit Update


Because the quarter doesn’t slip by without a state of my very small nation here on Crit Hit. It’s been a crazy ride since the end of the summer but I couldn’t be more equally terrified and excited for the things that I’m working on next so here’s a brief preview on what’s to come; some predictable and long coming, some surprises, and one major announcement that I’d be lying if I told you I hadn’t vomited in anxiety over. But it’s exciting anxiety so that makes it okay! Right?

Friday, September 29, 2017

Friday, September 22, 2017

"Kingsman: The Golden Circle" review


If nothing else, it's the best "GI Joe" movie we're never going to get.


Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Friday, September 15, 2017

Days of Summer Past: A 2017 Progress Report (Part 1)

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10 years ago, the theater experience was one of the things that I looked forward to the absolute most out of summer vacation. Today, all I’ve learned is that eventually, we all truly do have to grow up.

Friday, September 8, 2017

"It" review


I promise that jokes about "The Dark Tower" sucking will be kept to an absolute minimum.

Friday, September 1, 2017

Friday, August 25, 2017

"Death Note" review


It’s schlocky, trashy, and unapologetically B-Movie in nature and presentation. I love it.

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

TV's Grittiest Heroes: Recapping the Impact of the MCU on Netflix (Alias and The Man Without Fear)



While the films of the MCU have been reaping the benefits of a well fleshed out mythos and the interconnectivity of several self sustaining mythologies to regularly solid quality standards and financial success, the television shows never really came into their own until Netflix got involved with the franchise in 2015.

The ABC Network productions have been fairly rocky and time will tell if “Cloak and Dagger” can carve out a new niche in the Marvel Audience on the teen-centric Freeform Network but this weekend, the groundwork begun by the first season of “Daredevil” comes to fruition.

Since I’ve had the misfortune of being unable to cover the previous entries in a timely fashion, now would probably be as good a time as any to run down where I stand on them up to this point, if for no other purposes than to make the leg work of reviewing an entire season of a show culminating the events of 4 distinctly separate shows a tad bit clearer by providing context for my own entry.


These aren’t exactly detailed or deep, just a recap for the records of how I’ve felt about Marvel’s more successful foray into live action television.

Friday, August 4, 2017

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Monday, July 31, 2017

Friday, July 28, 2017

Monday, July 24, 2017

"Dunkirk" review


A whole new kind of hell for war to cover.

Friday, July 21, 2017

"Valerian" review



High octane insanity never looked so cool yet felt so mundane.


Friday, July 14, 2017

"War for the Planet of the Apes" review



More Humanity in these Apes then the blockbusters starring actual humans this year.

Friday, July 7, 2017

Friday, June 30, 2017

Friday, June 16, 2017

Fromage Fridays #41: DragonHeart 4: Battle for the Hearthfire


The 4 isn't in the title. I just felt the need to remind ourselves that there are now 4 of these things for some reason.

Friday, June 9, 2017

"The Mummy" review



The Dark Universe succeeds in engendering perverse fascination.

Friday, June 2, 2017

Monday, May 29, 2017