Sunday, July 31, 2016

New 52 Pickup: Animated Anarky


This hasn't been their only animated disappointment in recent memory

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

New 52 Pickup: Beware the Bat


This is supposed to be a superhero “universe,” right?

Sunday, July 24, 2016

"Star Trek Beyond" review



Going boldly or limping stagnantly into which territory?

Thursday, July 14, 2016

Friday, July 8, 2016

"The Secret Life of Pets" review



The parts of self tail chasing and curtain clawing that you don't get to catch.

Thursday, July 7, 2016

Monday, July 4, 2016

"Independence Day: Resurgence" review






Should you celebrate your Independence Day in a movie theater?

Friday, July 1, 2016

Tools of Construction: Video Game Movies Using the Wrong Assets


A reminder for the few that still remember that the movie even exists, Ratchet & Clank was an outright bore at best and a slightly awkward, bland, pedestrian, and derivative kids flick indicative of everything wrong with marketing demographic driven filmmaking at worst. That the movie ended up being bad has now been long documented.

The primary question remains however; Could Ratchet & Clank have made a good movie?